A woman in a relationship who takes on the more masc jobs, they are often the breadwinners, prefer pets over kids and potentially have a shitty family/family member. Unlike girlbosses who are 80% of the time morally questionable Female husbands are known to be petty and actually likeable
Amy: ya heard of that video game character? She's such a girlboss
Lyra: fuck no! She's a fucking female husband not a stupid girlboss
Lyra: fuck no! She's a fucking female husband not a stupid girlboss
by Beaver shearer February 23, 2025
by rafamova13 March 06, 2024
The bond of female friendship between Rebecca and I is so strong that sometimes I genuinely want to murder her.
by Sad worms August 02, 2021
by anthony443894893 December 27, 2021
The sexual action of a man laying across two chairs, as the woman gives him a handjob and the man cums in a bucket, like a farmer milking a cow. The woman proceeds to drink the bucket.
Hey Mark, I heard you and Mary tried some wild stuff last night!
Yeah, she's great at female farming!
Yeah, she's great at female farming!
by j gatsby November 26, 2013
Rage in women that stems from being so bottled up 24/7 because as a woman you’re expected to sit there and take it, so much rage that it expels out viciously, loudly and violently.
*The loudest screech of the most deserved obscenity towards anyone or anything that is just too much to deal with (female rage)*
by fishployee November 12, 2023
Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2023