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Black Girl Weave Tap

Black girls can't scratch their weave cause it would mess up their tracks. so they have to tap it. this is a black girl weave tap. BGWT.
You see that alapesha at the back of the bus, she just did a black girl weave tap, her weave must be itchy man
by jamaican boy September 5, 2009
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wrap it before you tap it

Put on a condom before you bang a chick, or a dude.
Jim: Hey, I just had sex with Wendy.
Jerome: Nice bro, did you wrap it before you tap it?
Jim: I'm not a dumbass, I use protection.
by qw3r1y August 21, 2022
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double tap fap

A consecutive masturbation and ejaculation following an initial masturbation ejaculation. Often caused by extreme arousal not completely satisfied by one orgasm.
"Jack was sexting a girl who really got him torqued. He fapped once but it wasn't enough. Jack initiated a double tap fap to finish the job"
by JRock21 June 6, 2014
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Expression used by bar staff to describe a a beer tap for a product that is no longer in stock and has been so for an extended period. Generally the product in question will never be stocked again so it is only due to the idiotcy of management that the tap remains in place.
Customer: I'll have a pint of Becks.
Exasperated barman: Sorry but we've no Becks on draught.
Customer: But there's a tap there.
Increasingly irate barman: That tap is like a Eunuch's cock. I can pull at it all day and nothing's going to comeout.
by Elburno February 18, 2008
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jesus tap dancing christ

blasphemous, explitive, expression of disgust, or frustration. may be used in place of explitives such as 'god damn it.'
"what, I have to provide an example, jesus tap dancing christ!"
by slaingod September 5, 2008
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jesus tap-dancing Christ

I word originating for the character Mr. Garison from South Park meaning the same as "Good mother of Michal Jackson!!"
oh my gosh! JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST!! WHAT IS THAT THING??
by Etni3s February 15, 2004
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Friday Night Dick Tap

The act of "tapping" one's dick on the shoulder or chest of your friend or significant other on a Friday night.
Jeri did a sweet Friday Night Dick Tap on that chick's shoulder!
by nnyklebe June 6, 2009
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