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Freak Al yankalot

When you jack off in someone's face while singing the 1988 parody song "fat" by Weird al yankovic (describing your member) and finishing preferably on the "YOU KNOW IM FAT" part.
Imma try Freak Al Yankalot with my partner tonight
by Diddles sparkle September 4, 2025
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freak off

1. to jerk off.

2. masturbation, specifically a man.

3. A moment where a guy sits in the school bathroom and can't stop thinking about a girl to the point where he's just stroking it and freak off until he frosts the stall with his cream. It ultimately becomes a habit where the dude strokes multiple times a day without thought even when he has no sexual thoughts in his mind.
Do varsity boys freak off in the school bathroom? No wonders there's sperm all over the wall!
by SigmaSlang June 22, 2025
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Freak juice

A mix of pure warm cum and a large portion of Smegma (dick cheese)
I want you to swallow my freak juice babe
by The basher28193746 July 9, 2024
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Fever freak

Stronger than a fever dream where you freak out over a memory you and another share.
Wow that time at the bar was a fever freak! I seriously can’t believe that actually happened.
by rover21 February 9, 2021
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Freak

I’m a freak, if I wasn’t why would I say I was?
by Unorthodoxy January 1, 2021
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Snow Freak

by ❄⛄Snow Smurf⛄❄ December 20, 2016
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rock em sock em freak

rock em sock em freaks are sexually attracted to rock em sock em.
Friend: My sisters boyfriend took the rock em sock em game.
Friend goes to the restroom and fucks the toy like rock em sock em freak
by Thankful Deer May 9, 2023
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