When you jack off in someone's face while singing the 1988 parody song "fat" by Weird al yankovic (describing your member) and finishing preferably on the "YOU KNOW IM FAT" part.
by Diddles sparkle September 4, 2025

1. to jerk off.
2. masturbation, specifically a man.
3. A moment where a guy sits in the school bathroom and can't stop thinking about a girl to the point where he's just stroking it and freak off until he frosts the stall with his cream. It ultimately becomes a habit where the dude strokes multiple times a day without thought even when he has no sexual thoughts in his mind.
2. masturbation, specifically a man.
3. A moment where a guy sits in the school bathroom and can't stop thinking about a girl to the point where he's just stroking it and freak off until he frosts the stall with his cream. It ultimately becomes a habit where the dude strokes multiple times a day without thought even when he has no sexual thoughts in his mind.
by SigmaSlang June 22, 2025

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by Unorthodoxy January 1, 2021

Friend: My sisters boyfriend took the rock em sock em game.
Friend goes to the restroom and fucks the toy like rock em sock em freak
Friend goes to the restroom and fucks the toy like rock em sock em freak
by Thankful Deer May 9, 2023
