TIMS

Typical Ignorant Male Species

Friend 1: your brother thinks IVF should be illegal

Friend 2: he is such a TIMS!

by Salsom August 3, 2019

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tim pool

Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.

Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.

by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025

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Tim

A guy who is probably over fifty, looks super scary, is funny as fuck and is also divorced.

This is Tim: He's is a man.

by BillyBobReuben March 3, 2022

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Tim

A stupid whore ass stupid ugly bitch fuck who is a cheater and is annoying and self centered never talk to a Tim because he will be a jackass for no reason

You see that dick his name is probably Tim

by Faintedly August 7, 2019

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Tim

A "Tim" is a collective noun which refers to Hello Internet podcast listeners. The name was originally coined by CGP Grey, co-host of Hello Internet in "H.I. #7: Sorry Language Teachers" at 52:40, referring to the fact that there could be a listener called Tim listening to the episode in an airplane.

The Tims are messing around on the Hello Internet subreddit again!

by TimFoolery June 3, 2020

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