by globalbutter July 25, 2022

by Goattflat December 18, 2023

Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*
by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

by Quandale Dingle The 1st September 2, 2022

Someone whose mother drank while pregnant, though it is also a possibility that they have suffered a blow to the head, causing mental retardation.
Person 1: Did you know that Jessica is a flat earther?
Person 2: Yeah, her mom should have never had that one sip...
Person 2: Yeah, her mom should have never had that one sip...
by ranocchio May 5, 2023

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.
Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group
by v-kyun October 4, 2022

by Stashish July 22, 2025
