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flat earth

People that believe in flat earth can not accept globe evidence.
by globalbutter July 25, 2022
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Flat

Grady cause that fn is flat asf
Grady so flat he ain hit nun in years
by Goattflat December 18, 2023
mugGet the Flatmug.

kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar
Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*
by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017
mugGet the kevlar flat smackmug.

big flat balls

big flat balls means nobalsnodic
by Quandale Dingle The 1st September 2, 2022
mugGet the big flat ballsmug.

Flat Earther

Someone whose mother drank while pregnant, though it is also a possibility that they have suffered a blow to the head, causing mental retardation.
Person 1: Did you know that Jessica is a flat earther?
Person 2: Yeah, her mom should have never had that one sip...
by ranocchio May 5, 2023
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Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.
Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group
by v-kyun October 4, 2022
mugGet the Flat Noodlemug.

Flat Cheese

Slices of cheese; often prepackaged as slices.
What kind of cheese do you want on your sandwich?

Flat cheese.
by Stashish July 22, 2025
mugGet the Flat Cheesemug.

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