When you take raw bacon, wrap it around your willy, and then go to town like it's going outta style.
Guy 1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy 2: I was such a bacon bopper dude!
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Guy 2: Ya know, when you take raw bacon, wrap it around your willy, and then go to town like it's going outta style.
Guy 1: Oh that... I LOVE THOSE!!!
Guy 2: I was such a bacon bopper dude!
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Guy 2: Ya know, when you take raw bacon, wrap it around your willy, and then go to town like it's going outta style.
Guy 1: Oh that... I LOVE THOSE!!!
by Bounte Boy June 25, 2010
1. clutz, a real jerk.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.
1. Dude, you are some serious ass bacon.
2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!
3. Jeff Goldbloom.
2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!
3. Jeff Goldbloom.
by Trav's party July 02, 2006
by hey nnnnnnnniger August 03, 2009
to gingerly place a piece of bacon between a womans labia and then proceed to perform oral sex. it is a comon belief that eating the bacon before the first or after the 3rd climax is reached is bad luck. Also, eating the bacon in one bite is seen as the markings of an amateur or just trashy
" Hey bro, did you score with that girl last night?"
" Not only did i score, i gave her a bacon taco bro!"
" Oh man, you are amazing!"
" Not only did i score, i gave her a bacon taco bro!"
" Oh man, you are amazing!"
by kroeTM January 15, 2015
by Marcy R November 06, 2006
"backon bit": 1.is a basically a cop that doesnt have a fucking clue what hes job is or was ever about for example.......
ohk my friend nick yells out "bacon bits"
just as a cop drove by.
the cop slammed on the brakes.
he got out of his car and
asked "what did you say?"
nick "bacon bits" that cop was mad
just as a cop drove by.
the cop slammed on the brakes.
he got out of his car and
asked "what did you say?"
nick "bacon bits" that cop was mad
by brian rainey October 28, 2006
by bigdezzy January 02, 2009