When a man ejaculates onto himself while his pants are down, and he must waddle to the bathroom/closet/wardrobe with his pants around his ankles
Tad: Is Chad still living with his parents?
Scrad: Nah, his mom caught him doing the waddle of shame and kicked him out
Scrad: Nah, his mom caught him doing the waddle of shame and kicked him out
by Brodingus IIV October 7, 2023
Get the Waddle of Shamemug. by BlackpilledGod September 5, 2019
Get the Dick shamingmug. Forced to ride a Lime (electric scooter) from another person(s) house, apartment, condo, etc..; to your place of residence wearing the same clothes you had on the night before, typically after a one-night stand.
by necrospankula September 23, 2018
Get the Lime of shamemug. After a drunk night, you wake and next
to you is a dirty plate of greasy junk food you consumed and forgot you ate. You feel shame and realize you consumed an insane amount of calories and ruined your healthy diet. You pick up the dirty dish and walk it to the sink and try to clean up all evidence of your glutinous night.
to you is a dirty plate of greasy junk food you consumed and forgot you ate. You feel shame and realize you consumed an insane amount of calories and ruined your healthy diet. You pick up the dirty dish and walk it to the sink and try to clean up all evidence of your glutinous night.
Beatrice woke to a plate of half finished nachos and had a walk of shame with the plate to the sink.
by Hezzzzy May 24, 2024
Get the Walk of Shamemug. Sweat shame. The act of sharply criticizing someone who is responding in a healthy but profuse manner as a result of exercising.
by Go with the bro March 20, 2021
Get the Sweat shamemug. He was beta-shamed into shoveling that snow.
Men who get into committed relationships can expect some beta-shaming from their buddies.
Men who get into committed relationships can expect some beta-shaming from their buddies.
by SomewhereElse December 23, 2016
Get the beta-shamemug. Ope, there it goes! There goes the sign language! You see it? There it is.
Hym *deep breath* "........................................"
Iam "You know.... I actually grew quite fond of him towards the end..."
Hym *deep breath ensues* "............................"
Iam "Yep... This is what our life has become.."
Hym "There goes the shaming, right on que, shamed by the bloated, old, used up, chipmunk-looking whore who brings up her 20s like she did anything other than get used like the fucking object she is and thrown in the trash where she belongs, what you need to concern yourself with is some weight loss goals so it will take longer for you to die ALONE, which is exactly what you're going to do, OR better yet, you'll have to take a dick you don't want to avoid your imminent and lonely death, no passion, no desire, just a nothing husband that will go perfectly with your nothing life, and I bet your daughter is still tight isn't she, I bet it'll be big enough for her,
Hym *deep breath* "........................................"
Iam "You know.... I actually grew quite fond of him towards the end..."
Hym *deep breath ensues* "............................"
Iam "Yep... This is what our life has become.."
Hym "There goes the shaming, right on que, shamed by the bloated, old, used up, chipmunk-looking whore who brings up her 20s like she did anything other than get used like the fucking object she is and thrown in the trash where she belongs, what you need to concern yourself with is some weight loss goals so it will take longer for you to die ALONE, which is exactly what you're going to do, OR better yet, you'll have to take a dick you don't want to avoid your imminent and lonely death, no passion, no desire, just a nothing husband that will go perfectly with your nothing life, and I bet your daughter is still tight isn't she, I bet it'll be big enough for her,
you know, what, I actuall want you to bet me, bet me that it won't fit, bet me that I won't have your daughter shaking like a busted dryer, bet me and then put your money where you mouth is so that you can spend the rest of the time you have left knowing that I'm better than you and everyone you've ever fucked in addition to knowing that you will never be loved, no one will ever be willing to settle for you, and no one will ever want the fat, sad, used up piece of shit that is YOU, I want you to sit and stew on it, sit and stew until that bottle of wine, the only thing that will ever comfort you, and those pills start looking like they go together and remember that you THOUGHT were too good for the people who wanted until you were old and alone, your kids will move away, your life will grow colder and more desolate until your only hope ends up being that you'll meet someone in the old folks home your kids leave you to rot in you worthless fucking sow, it wasn't too small when you were fawning all over me when I showed up was it, you're not sorry yet, but you will be on your death bed when you realize that the only thing you've contributed to the world is another warm wet hole for the narcissistic men you hate to use, and they're going to use your daughter just like they used you you fat hag, you shouldn't be shaming anyone! *heavy breathing* Haaa... haaa... haaa..."
by Hym Iam February 13, 2023
Get the Shamingmug.