Mom Speed

n.
See: Maternal Velocity

Dude I can't even remember the last time I was moving at mom Speed.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 24, 2021

Speed trap

A person always in a rush to do nothing

Yo don’t fuck wit him yo that nigga a speed trap in the way ass nigga

by Cartair July 18, 2020

Speed Bump

When a girls booty is nice and petite. Not to big not too small looks hella natural and fine

Dammnnn shawty got a liqqle(little) speed bump

by Blxq January 16, 2023

Chase the Speed Demon

My boy Chase is as fast as a cheetah on the track and in the bedroom. He's a personal magnet attracting the men and the women. He's so fast your butthole will be demolished in a second.

Chase the Speed Demon is so fast he dusts you before you can even say gay

by Big Daddy Smatty April 13, 2022

TYPING AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

TYPING AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

TYPING AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

by A Nigger Boy July 11, 2018

Speed Soap

Speed soap is a foamy spray soap that you spray on in the shower, for a quick shower.

Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.

If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.

Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!

Get in the shower, get wet, spray the speed soap on your body once, rub it in, rinse it off, and go.

by QuickShowerSherrie August 26, 2013