David is a Sigma

David is a peculiar man with abilities similar to a chimpanzee with massive jumping abilities and strength not physically capable to a man. He also posses smarts comparable to a early einstein. With all of these godlike skill he still manages to be a humble man and mogs the fuck outta everyone.

Kingston: Yo David I didn't know we had gym together
David: Yea yk it's chill like there isn't any worry
Kingston: Bro David I didn't know you were so sigma
David: Nah you are way better then me''Walks Away''
KIngston:''Whispers'' David is a sigma
David: ''Mogs'' these rhino pills make me feel like a sigma

by CraZYDuck26 February 03, 2025

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sigma-algebro

Sigma-algebro or σ-algebro is a bro who studies probability and measure theory, as σ-algebra is one of the first things they learn in the field.

Case 1
Bro A: Josh is pulling all the girls, no wonder because he's smart and handsome and works as a quant
Bro B: Yeah Josh is a σ-algebro

Case 2
Sam had nightmares about σ-algebra during his PhD, and dropped out of school, he's failed to be a sigma-algebro

by dapula_burger August 15, 2023

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Sigma Johnson

Sigma Johnson; an almighty, all knowing, omnipotent being

Woah dude, did you hear about that Sigma Johnson that gooned in ohio??

by Cock sucker 37 January 25, 2025

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Skibidi Sigma with Ohio Rizz

Binge-watches skibidi toilet, mews while edgemaxxing, only drinks grimace shake, watches Kai Cenat and Adin Ross on Twitch, and is the Rizzard of Ohio

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The Skibidi Sigma with Ohio Rizz tried to fanum tax a grimace shake from the rizzler overlord Duke Dennis and got his level 15 gyatt huggy wuggy rizzed by him

by Sigma Skibidi Edgemaxxer February 15, 2024

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