When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.
“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”
by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025
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by BitchfinderGeneral March 5, 2024
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by Bleacher brah January 13, 2025
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by When You Cant Think Of A Name October 15, 2021
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What 50% of women do while the other 50 never even has the desire to do...
What 50% of women do while the other 50 never even has the desire to do...
by Biden is a dick April 21, 2021
Get the Masturbationmug. To "Amish Masturbate" is to masturbate without the assistance of any modern technological advancements.
This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.
This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.
Man, I've been watching too much porn lately. I think I'm going to exclusively Amish masturbate for a while.
by Epileptic Squirrel Rapist December 7, 2024
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