kreepy

1. A combination of the words "Keith" and "creepy." 2. A sexist bastard who picks the hairs off girls' backs. 3. Describing the kind of guy who writes poetry for a girl who told him she doesn't like him.

1. Keith's being really kreepy today.
2. Holy shit, Rachel, Keith just picked the hairs off your back. And ate them. Kreepy.
3. He wrote you poetry? Didn't you tell him you have a boyfriend? That's way kreepy.

by anonymous(kinda) December 5, 2009

keepin it ten benjamins

keepin it real

yo I'm just keepin it ten benjamins.

by Your moms boyfriend November 30, 2009

Keep the Reason!

Keep the Reason is the motto of the atheist, rationalist, and Reasonist. Like the theist will say, "Keep the Faith!" the Reasonist says, "Keep the Reason!" because reason is how we understand the world and our universe.

Theist: Hey, keep the faith, friend.
Reasonist: Thanks, but I'd rather Keep the Reason!

by Keep The Reason January 4, 2012

keepee

A virgin girl still in high school

Guy 1: Hey, do you know that girl?

Guy 2: Yeah, she's the only keepee in the senior class.

by Awesomeeeee September 13, 2013

keep it christian

Using an euphemism so that you don't violate the 3rd commandment and 7734026.

Examples: heck, frick

James: heck off!
Jamie: why did you say that
James: I need to keep it christian.

by Periclod June 10, 2018

keep

Mistress - usually used in India

She's my keep

by Jasondmon September 1, 2019

keep your wig on

It means stay calm, don't get excited, don't lose your head, keep your cool. Dose and does are two different words.

She: Why tf did you do that!
He: Alright don't get mad at me. Keep your wig on.

by Cringe fest. March 9, 2021