Thornistic relationship

Noun
A way to describe toxicity in which both parties mutually benefit while still being harmed. A double sided parasitic relationship.

Though the relationship could be considered toxic my ex and I had a thornistic relationship so it ended on good terms.

by Bigboicheese May 6, 2022

Looshanite Relationship

Two friends who date so they’re not single.

Guy: We should date as just friends
Girl: bet, a looshanite relationship

by Sil3nTDreemurr October 29, 2022

nicklex relationship

It’s a strong and healthy relationship in the winter , but in the summer it’s a open relationship

-I hooked up with a girl tonight !
- Really? Aren’t you in a relationship???
-I’m in a nicklex relationship 😉

by n1klgc November 12, 2022

21st day in a relationship

Real mark of a relationship that’ll last.

Mark: Bro, did you hear? Sarah and I hit the 21st day in a relationship!
Brad: Congrats man! See you at a year bro

by chill10105 November 23, 2022

Middle School Relationship

A relationship in Middle School that lasts about 5,000,000 microseconds (which is really 5 seconds). It's a pure waste of time. Thank God I didn't go through one.

Brian: Hey Ben, did you know that Matthew got a girlfriend?
Ben: Dude, it's a middle school relationship, it will last about 5,000,000 microseconds and then they'll break up.

by VezinaIgor31 September 24, 2022

consensual workplace relationship

an affair where both adulterers work together, are in long-term relationships, and still feel the need to cheat

Family should have always been my priority,
but I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship . I'm sorry for any pain that my
actions may have caused to the guys and the
fans but most of all to Ariel. The only thing that
matters right now is my marriage and my
children, and that's where I am going to focus
my attention.

by marysmommymilkers September 28, 2022

consensual workplace relationship

When you are assigned a job but you get distracted by someone you’re working with (something that person is the job) and you quit doing your job to have a be with them.

“What the fuck happened?!”
“I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship!”

by hanniistheelk October 8, 2022