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gold star mom

A mother who became pregnant on her very first time having sex. Marital, obviously.
Gold Star Moms are very responsible guardians of their vaginas, and birth the healthiest babies. They are the antithesis of slutty single moms.

The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.
by TheGoyWonder August 5, 2016
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Durban Gold

Code name used for Cannabis used mainly in Southern Africa
As John approached the shady looking man in a shadier looking alleyway he called out, "Hey buddy, want some Durban gold."
by pobert24 March 22, 2009
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ghetto gold

Spin that ghetto gold on that mixer DJ!
by InvalidGamerLoL March 8, 2014
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fool$ gold

A Punk band from Massachusetts who just don't give a fuck, they are good friends with Gary Busey
Fool$ gold consist of Matt,nick, and brad, gary is there number 1 fan
by david duval October 23, 2007
mugGet the fool$ goldmug.

Doo Wop Gold

Sexual act of cumming into your own hand, using it as styling gel to give the girl a new hairdo, and then peeing on her.
I wanted to break up with my girlfriend so I figured giving her the ol' Doo Wop Gold would take care of things.
by tostitoshintoflime May 1, 2010
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gold hooped earrings

as worn by female knackers, pikeys, atomic kitten etc and kappa tracksuit wearing dogs
Britney Clare:hey Melinda Rose, have you seen these earrings in da catalogue
by kirsty November 19, 2003
mugGet the gold hooped earringsmug.

golded brown love

making love to a black woman between 30-50, then later finding out it was one of your black friends mom.
and getting the mother pregnant.
Alex-
"hey Joe, i totally had a golded brown love with Mrs.Brown last night"

Joe-
"you son of a bitch, thats my mom!"

Alex-
"ohhhhh...well...see you in 9 months! hehehe...am so dead."
by Norman Mcnormal April 5, 2010
mugGet the golded brown lovemug.

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