A man of Celtic or Irish decent (usually a ginger) who wishes to be an Italian Stallion without meeting the requirements for such a title.
No, you're not an italian stallion! you're more of a, a celtic pony!
by Lalalaquitia April 18, 2010
A sexual position where the man is on his back while the woman straddles him in reverse cowgirl with the unconventional use of a ping pong paddle and ball.
Trisha's too much to handle, her and Brad fucked Ping Pony last night... I've never liked props the way they do.
by twerkteam69 November 02, 2012
When the person isn’t big enough to be built like a horse so they’re built like a pony (usually a female)
She’s so jacked she’s built like a pony.
by Mmmmoooo September 28, 2023
A tool (organic or inorganic) used to stimulate yonis. Can refer to a dildo, vibrator, cock, dong, etc., but especially used for a larger implement that will really take her for a ride!
Becky wasn't totally satisfied by her man so she stopped by Good Vibes to get herself a yoni pony.
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!
by CB&PB December 02, 2015
Gaining an almost immediate liking towards ponies/horses after being around them maybe that day or the day before.
by 2knugget March 25, 2023
by anflade December 01, 2017
The people who sometimes get mistaken for girls and are usually gbtq+. The 6th grade science teacher who is 73 forgot they were
by Ben La Dumbass November 03, 2020