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Doesn't look like he knows how to use his dick

Somebody who looks like they don't know what they're doing. A person who is confused. Somebody who hasn't got a clue. People or person who look or seem like they can't be trusted.

also

Someone who has little sexual expertise.
I wouldn't trust that guy, he DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE KNOWS HOW TO USE HIS DICK.
by Prettypolly76 June 28, 2011
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Cranch Dressing

A blend of ranch and creamy italian dressings usually made, by unwitting yom-yoms usually working the front of the house at any food servicing establishment!
i don't think this ranch dressing tastes right!! You idiot that's cause it's Cranch Dressing!!!
by Dan Grzebien Jr October 5, 2005
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Nude man's own dressing

Ejaculate, preferably spread out over a large area. If diet is taken into consideration, you may get a variety of flavors, from pineapple to asparagus. Not necessarily linked to tossing salad, but that will probably result in dressing on the side.
By the time they finished, he was sore all over and her cherry tomatoes were covered in nude man's own dressing.
by svils March 5, 2008
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25 titties on the dresser

An expression used to mean roughly that one has a lot of women at his disposal, mainly for sexual purposes. Probably derived from the DJ DMD song 25 lighters.
B - Yo Tyrone, you gettin' pussy nowadays?
T - Hell yeah, B. I got 25 titties on the dresser, yessir.
by Carl Mygind November 23, 2011
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All dressed up with nowhere to go.

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.
"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."
by Gyar March 5, 2015
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dresbian

Drunk-lesbian; a chick that is usually straight but hooks up with other chickys when she gets on the turps
Check out that pair of hot dresbians sucking each other's tongues!
by Teressa October 10, 2003
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