Bloody Smurf

When you stick a blue magic marker up your butt till it makes you bleed.

CACR likes to Bloody Smurf themselves while they play evony.

by google34891275897413205 July 10, 2011

A bloody finish

a bloody finish is where when your about to cum you take ur dick out and punch ur girl or pleasurable partner in the nose and saying that’s a bloody finish

Steve”I gave my girl a bloody finish/tom”what’s that/Steve”i punched my girl in the nose and said that’s a bloody finish

by Aidzhas no aids October 30, 2023

Bloody Brilliant

A term of irony used to describe an equally ironic joke/event.

Bystander: “my mother was brutally raped last night”

Charlie C: “Bloody Brilliant”

by JackIsVeryFlippingFat March 13, 2022

Bloody koobideh

A menstruating woman begins to prarie dog while a man has vaginal intercourse with her.

After the game, lets go back to LaQuanda's place and have a bloody koobideh!

by Mizzzz February 20, 2009

bloody monkeys

An expression of extremity, often used in reference to how much something hurts.

"My arm hurts like bloody monkeys!"

Similar expressions:
"...hurts like a mom."
"...hurts like a bitch."

by maddjl326 January 7, 2009

bloody mushroom

When a significant other has a bloody or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his dick and balls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.

Person 1: Hey is your nose broken?
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.

by thegoat_emoji June 30, 2018

bloody hell

look at example

mum:why are you not at school
child: you were taking me

mum: BLOODY HELL!!!!

by glammerjammer2004 November 10, 2015