blind bitch

A blind bitch is a person who doesn't see things mentally.

Note:
This has nothing to do with your actual vision ~(20/20)~

"Dan Howell is a blind bitch, he couldn't see that Phil Lester had a thing for him."
"Robert Downey is such blind bitch, Tom Holland should find someone who knows how to flirt"

by ToastedNuggets June 4, 2018

Booty blind

When you have seen to many small,large, and nonexistent booties that you cant tell the difference of which are big and which are small

Jake said I have a big booty but you can't even see it in a skin-tight dress,so I think he has gone booty blind.

by chirpy bird April 18, 2018

blind sniper

Blind Sniper is the act of when a man ejaculates he stands back 6ft closes his eyes and aims for the face

It’s well known that I’m the best damn blind sniper the country has ever seen (pun intended)

by Bigmac2505 March 11, 2019

Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.

Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.

by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 2, 2025

Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

The trucker was stroking it blind since it was dark

by Heather Kerns May 1, 2024

blind class

just a blind guy who is secretly stronger than all of the scp characters caz the fucking the plot

james : hey blind class read this and finish the spell thanks

blind class : blinks blinks

by cam the man who is also sam December 14, 2021