slicing the pineapple

doing something meaningless and retargerous and suffer the subsequent negative consequences

if you don't know what you're doing, it's better to ask others for help instead of just slicing the pineapple

by Sexydimma March 13, 2015

pineapple parachute

When a boy with long hair kisses you like Spider-Man kissed Mary Jane in that one scene—you know the one, yeah, that one—except horizontally and his hair falls around both your faces.

Girl A: “Did you see Jeshua give Morgan a pineapple parachute yesterday?”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”

by wholesome 69 December 8, 2021

Pineapple

SpongeBobs house 😏😏😏

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea spooongebob squuuarepaaants!!!

by I need help.com August 2, 2018

Pineapple

Safeword for not telling two bouncers how you suck dick without gagging.

Do you guys have a safeword, I bet it’s pineapple.

by Girls trip squad May 3, 2018

Pineapple hairs

The new word for the leaves on top of a pineapple made by Anix.

Wow those pineapple hairs look bomb.

by Fffhb June 16, 2020

Pineappl

When you love pineapples but have an irrational fear of having two e's in one word.

Person 1: God, I love pineappls!
Person 2: The fuck's wrong with you? Do you mean pineapples?
Person 1: AAAAH

by notabearonblacktarheroin February 27, 2021

Pineapple

Typically used for dildo by big woman who likes hard rides.

Please stand by as Corynn goes to the corner to have a fun time with her pineapple.

by PEWDIEPIE FAN March 25, 2019