Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.

Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

by The Voluptuous Ape October 14, 2021

Balls vinaigrette

When you havent showered and your junk smells like vinegar.

I took 6 tabs of adderall and ive been awake for two days i smell like balls vinaigrette

by Kap10g January 15, 2023

Dragon Ball gt

Worst fanfiction

-Worst fanfiction ever made?
-Dragon ball gt

by gtbad March 10, 2017

allen ball

Gay ass motherfucker. He is the type of guy that would suck dick for cheerios

Ugh, look at allen ball sucking dick

by Yaboiithad January 19, 2017

Officer Balls

Why did man say balls? Is he homosexual?

“Just in case you were planning on following me, I’ve arranged a little insurance. Gordon is on his way to Harley as we speak.” “Officer Balls” “ Waaahahahahahaha!”

by Officer Balls February 27, 2024

ball numbing

dipping a males ball into liquid nitrogen but icey hot is a okay substatute

his balls must be ball numbing after he dipped his balls into liquid nitrogen

by lmaouwu69 January 19, 2020

Balls Pooping

The act of shitting so hard that some of the poop sticks to the back of your scrotum. This can lead to problems with your smell, and is not recommended.

Sorry I couldn't be there last night. My wife saw me balls pooping and wouldn't let me go out until I cleaned up. It ended up being a 3 hour ordeal...

by ballchungler43 April 29, 2021