River helmet

The act of giving oral sex while floating down the river.

On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.

by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023

River rapids in my pants

To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.

Let the juices flow

#shabba

Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'

To add extra emphasis, give an example such as

"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"

For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.

by marhav June 15, 2011

Addie/River

River is the most amazing person. They bring me so much joy. I wish I could cuddle them and love them forever. They love someone else but that will change soon! They are my whole world. They make me get butterflies every time I talk to them. They make me super duper happy. Every time I talk to them I feel the most powerful being ever. I'm so lucky to have them. They truly mean everything to me. The only reason I don't wanna die is because of them. They are super kind and adorable. I want to kiss them so badly. They make my heart all warm and fuzzy and I can't get enough of it. They may not like me that way but I hope they never forget how much I truly love and care for them. ~Kenji

"Hey, you know Addie/River right?"
"Yeah! Their the love of my life! I love them so much! "

by Kenji<33333 October 16, 2022

Ohio River East

The East Coast of the United States plus Mississippi, Kentucky and their border states.

As loved ones, we can enjoy the Northeast, Southeast, and the rest of the states that border Kentucky together any time! We’ll call all those states the Ohio River East.

by Ohio River East October 29, 2021

viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you

That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!

by HansGreub3r November 4, 2015

River Squatter

A derogatory name for a person from North Idaho. Regardless of their race, ethnicity, gender, etc. as long as they are born in North Idaho, they are a River Squatter.

Person 1: Did you hear John is from Coeur d'Alene?

Person 2: That explains whys he's been acting like such a River Squatter!

by PotatoChucker May 8, 2024

River Valley View

A fictional small rural town serving as the primary setting in the game "River Valley View." Known for its mysterious atmosphere, the town is the backdrop for a gripping narrative involving the search for a missing classmate, intertwining elements of tragedy, investigation, and supernatural themes.

In the hauntingly picturesque River Valley View, the search for a dying female student from Class 11-T in Lima November High School named Tamara Sengklekman on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 reveals not just the town’s dark secrets but also the struggles of its residents to cope with loss and mystery.

by Emotional Cruiser October 24, 2025