Couch Packages

Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.

Friend 1: Any plans tn?

Friend 2: Prob just gonna grab beers and do couch packages by my place

by Art Corr June 5, 2020

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Blasting couch

When a person is sitting on a couch and is being being blasted with semen by multiple people surrounding the couch.

I love being covered from head to toe after a blasting couch session.

by Frostyman007 October 21, 2021

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couch cramp

That ache you get in your muscles when you haven’t gotten off the couch for days. Eventually your muscles start camping from the couch no matter how often you change which side you are lying on.

I haven’t gotten off the couch for three days, you won’t believe the couch cramp I am dealing with right now.

by Case Lee January 26, 2019

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A snack similar to Trail Mix however is acquired from the accumulation of lost or dropped food items between couch cushions.

Items are typically: singular french fries, M & M’s or similar candies, assorted crumbs, and identifiable crumbs (Ex: singular Cheeto).

Person 1: Dude! I just pulled my Couch Mix from the last three months, I found a whole onion ring this go-round! Do you want a bag?

Person 2: That’s disgusting! I’ll take two.

by Grab My Kit April 4, 2024

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