Toss

Noun; Something that is surprising and possibly catches you off guard.

It was a toss when I found out he was gay.

by SaladTosser1231 May 18, 2022

toss

Intense sex move; so good you get thrown.

"I'm gonna sexx you so good."
"OH YEAH TOSS ME!"

by rolfdaddi June 02, 2016

Toss

A filler word for just about every word in the dictionary

I just got tossed

Toss you

Well looks like I lost, toss it.

Look at that piece of toss over there

by CurrySack September 25, 2018

toss

Someone who tosses him/herself in front you - particularly to draw your attention and tease you

Jeez, she just tossed herself in front of that dude!

by anewman15 October 05, 2020

Tossed Saddle

Threesome involving at least one female. A male lays on his back (or a female with a strap-on); a female rides him cowgirl style while leaning forward and receiving anilingus from a third person.

I had my friend come over last night so that I could get a tossed saddle while riding my stallion.

by geminate March 17, 2018

laptop tossing party

A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.

In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.

P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)

Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?

Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.

Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.

by Treeveiasrja December 09, 2020

Toss fuck

A fuckwit who can’t drive

Oh look at this toss fuck pulling out and then hitting his breaks

by Tossfuck December 06, 2018