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big hoe status

It don’t mean that you a hoe, it just that you just fuck over shit
by Realrkiller June 17, 2022
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Deja Status

The feeling you get while updating your status that you may have already used that post in the past.
Just got hit with a deja status, so just to be safe I better erase my status real quick and post something new. I really thought that update was gunna be funny, but now I'm not sure if I've already used it before or not.
by FedEx_delivery June 16, 2011
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n/c status

Stupid x-boyfriend: So, does that mean we can have a threesome?
Me: No the fuck it doesn't asshole, you're on n/c status.
by Wheaters702 October 26, 2022
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Trojan Status

/ˈtrōjən stātəs/
noun.

1. a prank when you post a status on facebook that everyone you know will like/stand behind (i.e. supporting our country/troops, a little kid who beats cancer, etc...) and once everyone has liked it... go back in and edit the status to something REALLY BAD (some racist/hateful, ignorant, etc...).
Example:
Original Status: "The world would be a better place if people loved other people as much as they love the walking dead"....wait for a bunch of friends to like the status.....insert Trojan Status: "Jews deserved the Holocaust...#thanksadolf" ....wait for all your friends to be like ...WHAT!?!?! I NEVER LIKED THAT !?!"
by BigTeaney February 6, 2014
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a-train status

when you run REALLY fast and somehow run into someone's gf and destroy their relationship. (metaphorically)

a-train: "I can't stop.. I can't stop.. I CAN'T STOP!"
some random guy idk: "robin? ro-robin? ROOOOBIIINNNN!"
"man that guy was on a-train status dude"
"yeah dude he was going ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
by jojofan21949 November 20, 2022
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Status-ticks

The Status-ticks in the wild search for days for just the write appetizing human being to bite the dead skin of. Not every day ordinary joe blows will do - only the cream of the crop attract the attention of status-ticks!
by Jeremy Janson November 3, 2010
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dae 1 status

1. yo very first love! dat one special boi dats always gone be in yo heart and dat one dude dat u always gone choose over any otha nigga! Oh and he always gone be yo man no matta who he go wit or who u go wit.

2. tha dude dat took yo virginity
I dnt care if u go wit him cuz he dae 1 status and always gone be! Get it rite you sideline ass hoe!
by Mz Dunn December 9, 2006
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