River my beloved

My future husbands name is river, I love him sm to the point where I would die for him

awwwh, You look adorable as always, river my beloved :)

by StupidWetCat November 30, 2022

love river

When your face is wet after going down on a girl, and natures lubrication is flowing down your chin.

Her -“That was amazing. Oh my god”
Him- “Well I sure hope so. I nearly drowned in your love river!”

by EtaXi722 June 19, 2018

River

River is a smart, beautiful, caring, quiet girl. She takes a while to warm up to you but once you're close she never stops talking!!! if you ever meet a River cherish her forever because she will always be there for you. A River is so sweet and she's smoking hot! every boy wants to ask her out.

WOW look at River today, she looks gorgeous!

by 12392 October 8, 2023

River

A perfect but gay boy

James Charles is such a River

by Porn masterpiece November 2, 2019

Rivered

Replacing your best friend for a new friend and having your new friends steal your girlfriend.

Danny: Hey what happened to Eric?
Jose: Eric got rivered! He stopped hanging out with us in order to hang with this new guy who then stole his girl.
Danny: Damn, that foo got rivered bad.

by DanSka February 7, 2021

Yorkshire special with the River Thames

Two asswholes putting barbecue sauce and water on you.

“Watch out bruv! Before I give you the Yorkshire special with the River Thames mate!”

by IspawnedinBlue January 10, 2024

River

River is a gorgeous girl who deserves the whole world n sm more but has only gotten sm less. She is Trauma ridden n broken by her past but the shell of the sweet human she was before still survives. River is my crush. If she’s reading this, I love u rj.

“River is my shawty foreva n eva”

by Everyonesdad December 2, 2022