paper cunt

When a woman sells her citizenship with a posibility of having sex

Just finished a transaction with a paper cunt , can’t wait to fuck her and get may citizenship

That paper cunt price is too high for citizenship

by Wlr32 December 15, 2017

Paper

Used to beat rock in a game.

My friend: Oh no your paper beat my rock!
The 2 of us: *Make out violently*

by SenseoSensei May 23, 2018

PapaEarl

The human embodiment of a god and the lord of all big and small.

Oi don’t piss off our meaty legend, PapaEarl.

by PapaEarl June 12, 2018

Paper

Used to write on, cut people with, made into a airplane, defeats rock, edible, it is made from the paper tree.

I threw a rock at the paper tree and it... was defeated.

by The one and only sandwich May 8, 2018

paper bunny

A Paper Bunny is usually a bunny but with the attributes of paper. Paper Bunnies almost always possess a cute face, but lack the depth of ass or tits. The term paper bunny is always attributed to a white female.

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is really cute."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she has no ass and I think those cups are A"
Guy 1: "So what does that make her?"
Guy 2: "It makes her a Paper Bunny my guy."

by TheSpiciestBeefJerky September 30, 2018

Paper Jockey

Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.

Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.

That Paper Jockey in the Emergency Room really got me through the admissions process quick!

by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018

Paper porn

Also the videos that Paper uploads to Grindr. Basically if you watch paper porn, you’ll get his STDs

Wow I literally just got herpes from watching paper porn.

by Kuandkjnsljc February 14, 2019