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not long now

not long now before i get a job
by Lunefrosty January 1, 2026
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The rest starts its now

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The rest starts its now
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT

HOLY SHIT IM AT 1 PERCENT
used when you have 1 percent on your fucking battery
norp: "HOLY SHIT NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT
gorp: "i dont give a shit"
norp: *shoots gorp*
gorp: *dies*
by grpo January 30, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I dropped an I.O.U. on 190th (A) Train Station and now everyone...《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Bandz Right Now

A phrase that expresses the urgent pursuit of money, with the belief and confidence that you're going to secure it immediately, manifesting wealth with determination.
"I'm grinding hard, gotta get these bandz right now, ain't no time to waste!"
by DoowMatt February 2, 2025
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