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Jessica

The dead name of a lesbian who everybody simps for on urban dictionary. a.k.a. me
Stop simping for people named Jessica, half of the shit you guys say isn't even true. -Somebody who used to be named Jessica
by thatweebchild March 26, 2021
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Neil and Jessica

They are the dream couple, a couple meant to be. Two different energies always create a beautiful bond, one that everyone looks up to. People say a lot of rubbish, but against all odds, they manage to be the best couple ever
by Someone Someone Knows April 27, 2023
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jessica arnold

Jessica Arnold isn’t that Lux’s crush
by Bilzinlove November 23, 2021
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Jessica

Whenever they see a skonka walk by they say “Mira ay va Jessica “
by Steph.Roz October 10, 2021
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Jessica Rabbit Syndrome

A term popularized by tiktok podcasts, the term refers to a character or medium created in such a way that it is intended to be perceived as attractive, so much so that it loses all attractiveness entirely.

Something that is almost a caricature of sexuality/lust
p1: Isnt the new catwoman hot?
p2: I don’t know, she was suffering from some serious Jessica Rabbit Syndrome
by texturespending February 18, 2024
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Jessica

Jess, u r a hell of a bitch.
Edit: Oh opps! forgot to add:
Jess, u r a hell of BADASS bitch. You have the biggest ass in the world and sometimes you kill people when u twerk. U literally can fit half of the population of the world in ur ass like- damn girl.
I wish I was a Jess.
Btw forgot to add you are also a very nice and kind person. U always give the best hugs!

And for the people who are not Jessicas reading this, watch out! if she farts u r dead, fr.
Person 1: Hi! I am Jessica!
Person 2: Yeah I knew that the minute I saw ur fat ass.
by Fart-on-ur-pillow killer November 24, 2021
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jessica sonner

A very smart girl that plays many sports. she plays roller derby and never stops. she wants to help people as much as she can but people won't let her. she likes a guy named Jerret. has many friends named Brijae, Jacob, Lezlee, and many more! this is jessica sonner's life.
by jolly_crusher May 13, 2018
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