I told the sun about you.

I love you, but I’m letting you go.

Fabi: jack! What did you want to talk about?
Jack: I told the sun about you.

by Serendipity. January 19, 2022

Where the sun doesn’t shine

The place where poop comes from, and also a place where a penis likes to go visit sometimes. Typically, it is so hidden between the fluffy, buttery, biscuits that the sun never has a chance to shine on it. Also see: Sphincter Sun Bathing.

Angry response: “you can go stick it where the sun doesn’t shine!”
Hopeful question: “ any chance I might be able to park my fleshy-torpedo in the back-vagina, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”

by Gomer Kyle August 27, 2023

fish dancing in the sun

Majestic as fuck

Fish dancing in the sun= Majestic as fuck

by DAZEY July 3, 2015

Sun

The thing that never sets on the British Empire

The Sun never sets on the British Empire

by Musical Chairs May 12, 2021

sun

a fat piece of shit who loves vines

? dude1:have you saw that sun today
dude2:i fucking hate suns

by tpood August 12, 2018

Sun

A big thing in sky, which heats all Earth.

Today is hot, maybe Sun is glowing today.

by dechioyo June 7, 2021

Sun fish

The star that’s in the sky above us. As we all know the sun is also a fish.

Man the sun fish is rly bright today.

by Personhereidkwhattoputasauser April 27, 2022