I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter
by Skybolt453 August 22, 2014

- her boobs are not perky. Yo bitch do something special to 1000 over viewers
- man I don't give a fap!
- are you retarded
- I love you
- man I don't give a fap!
- are you retarded
- I love you
by dropmytears April 28, 2011

This is when you tear out all those business reply flyers in magazines and send them to your buds to piss them off.
Juan is being a jerk off so I will give him the business. Wait til he gets those magazines, and porn catalogs in the mail, hahaha. Asshole.
by Silk Brah March 28, 2008

A solicitation for sex from a man who has or claims to have a large penis. The phrase is implying that his penis is long, that he could reach your ribs.
by jamescleveland September 1, 2009

(Mcdonald's is overly crowded at lunch)
Gary : Why is it so damn crowded in here man.
Brandon: It's cuz They're Giving away titties today.
Gary : Why is it so damn crowded in here man.
Brandon: It's cuz They're Giving away titties today.
by Big B 70 February 20, 2009

Why don't you go buy some fish put into your pretty eyes and go fuck yourself narcissist self absorbed prick.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 16, 2019

A nicer way to say I don't give a shit on public forums where children go. It's ironic because the only reason to say this is if you actually give a shit about who reads it.
Person #1: Did you know that Justin Beiber was here yesterday?!?! :D
Person #2: Seriously, I don't give a lol.
Person #2: Seriously, I don't give a lol.
by Jack Vangorr January 12, 2013
