whitney easter

a bald headed bitch who thinks she is da shit N doesnt know when to shut da fuck up

dat whitney easter get on my damn nerves

by $$$$ImRiChBiTcH$$$$ December 26, 2008

contemplative eater

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org:Americanese)2007: 1. one who does all of their thinking in between bites of of food while staring of into space 2. thinker-eater<~stomach>

trevor is a contemplative eater

by farturohaha January 2, 2009

desk eater

is a file or project that consumes all of your time for very little gain, leaving you no time to do more profitable things. Often the people involved are whiny, needy complainers.

your coworker: I just got stuck drafting a will for the senior partner's grandmother.

you: Buddy, you have been given a desk eater.

by gingersmom July 4, 2009

lunch eaters

People who contribute nothing useful and only show up for the free lunch

Without Joe the place would fall apart. Couldn’t the other guys take care of it? Nah, they’re a bunch of lunch eaters.

by Dan182 September 20, 2009

almond eater

Noun: Slang term for a person of portuguese heritage.

That almond eater won't stop staring at us.

He's not spanish, he's an almond eater.

by YourMotherHo February 4, 2010

Jean Eater

An extreme camel toe.

Hey dude, check out the jean eater on that chick! Right on, it looks like a hatchet wound!

by benwastyxx September 17, 2010

Jesus Eater

a very derogatory term applied to Catholics, Anglicans, and Orthodox Christians who believe that The Holy Communion becomes the very true body of Christ.

Catholics are Jesus Eaters because they eat their God every week in Church.

by Brother JB May 25, 2012