Cream of the nut

Better name for the deliciousness that is peanut butter.

"Yoo I had a great cream of the nut sandwich with some strawberry jelly. Really hit the spot."

by nutterbetter33 December 2, 2018

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Muffled and creamed

when you find someone sleeping, at home, at a bus stop or even at school, and you have duct tape and cream cheese. You duct tape their mouth shut while keeping their nose open so they wont wake up and put cream cheese all over their face so it looks like they just gave someone a blowjob.

kid at school: "dude lets give him a Muffled and creamed prank! It'll be so funny."

2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."

kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"

by Mityxm April 6, 2011

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soup cream

eddie forgot it so we couldnt have the onion dip

we had no dip for the chips cause eddie didnt bring the soup cream.

by JeJoFaFrToJo December 26, 2007

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Cookies & Cream

When a black guy creampies a white girl.

Tyrone: I gave Katie some Cookies & Cream.

by Malware. January 11, 2019

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Cream Tart

A gay bottom who is promiscuous and holds no integrity. They're considered a joke considering they're always after sex and can't control their carnal desires. The cream tart comes from them always being filled with a white substance...

Gay guy: *checks Grindr*

Guy: what are you doing?

Gay guy: trying to hookup with this guy

Guy: aren't you tired of always searching for sex like a pervert... I mean so much work has gone into gay rights to prove you guys aren't sexual deviants yet you guys still do this...

Gay guy: sorry what was that? I was checking my Grindr.

Guy: ... cream tart....

by WhiskyRiver June 9, 2014

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