To jerk off with a hair gel/ hairspray mix and try to ejaculate while attempting to Growing up Gotti up your pubes.
Man, I got so bored the other night that when my girl left for work, I preformed the great Johnston Jackoff Challenge.
by Johnnie Walker's Chauffer December 26, 2008

The 7 Second Challenge (or 7SC) is a challenge created by AmazingPhil on YouTube, in which two or more players have to complete a certain task in 7 seconds. If the player fails to do so, they lose.
AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire have now created the app for it, after many YouTubers did the challenge and did not credit Phil for his idea (no offence to them though :)).
AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire have now created the app for it, after many YouTubers did the challenge and did not credit Phil for his idea (no offence to them though :)).
Your 7 Second Challenge is that you have to say the names of 5 animals and do an impression of them. GO!
by whatudoinm9 September 14, 2015

by Drek4l January 17, 2021

To travel around every Native reservation within a given province/or state and impregnate one in each reserve.
Dude 1: "Holy faaack dude, I just finished The Goddamn Reserve Challenge!"
Dude 2: "Fuck bro, you better be ready to be raped by child support."
Dude 2: "Fuck bro, you better be ready to be raped by child support."
by SnagginWagon March 29, 2015

Where you put your dick in a freshly-baked Apple pie like what Jim levenstein did in the 1999 film American Pie.
Matt: "Did you hear what happened to Steve?"
Rob: "No."
Matt: "He did the American Pie Challenge and got hospitalized because of the third-degree burns on his dick."
Rob: "Damn."
Rob: "No."
Matt: "He did the American Pie Challenge and got hospitalized because of the third-degree burns on his dick."
Rob: "Damn."
by eyeman69 August 28, 2022

In the 1973 Lynyrd Skynyrd hit song "Free Bird", vocalist Ronnie Van Zant sings the line "Lord knows I can't change". What he is referring to is the fact that he shit himself and cannot change his pants. This is a direct metaphor for the act of free thinking and rebelling against established authority, and was a hidden instruction regarding the challenge. The challenge, therefore, consists of shitting yourself while listening to the entire almost 10 minute song and not changing your pants until the song is over, or even longer if you can. Doing so will heighten your spiritual senses and leave you on a higher plane of thought and existence.
Chris took the Free Bird Challenge last night, ever since he has been a changed man. He claims to have had his third eye opened and can see the inner machinations of the universe itself.
by jmason1352 May 15, 2021

You and a buddy each have to individually swallow two bags of corn nuts whole without chewing the corn nuts. The turd that looks most like corn on the cob wins.
by Throckmorton619 January 10, 2021
