Jungle Bottle

A bottle you keep in the shower, used to squirt water at your arse hole, so you don't get an itchy ring.

"I've got a right itchy arse hole!"
"Get yourself a jungle bottle then"

by Fuck it all! January 1, 2012

Heaven in a bottle

Typically used to refer to the chocolate drink Yoohoo. May be purchased in cartons, cans, but tastes best in a cold bottle.

Dude #1: "It is so hot out. Hey, hook into that gas station over there, I'm dying of thirst."
Dude #2: "What are you getting? A big gulp or a slushie?"
Dude #1: "To hell with those things. I'm talking about heaven in a bottle here, a Yoohoo."

(Later)

Dude #1: "That wasn't the greatest idea. I drank too much of that Yoohoo and now my stomach is killin' me."

by Neth3rtwist June 26, 2017

Crazy in a Bottle

A thick, syrupy orange drink comprised of 90% high fructose sugar, 5% artificial flavor 5% water. It is traditionally used to exacerbate the horror of an annoying cousin with ADHD who was raised by wolves.

"Jesus Christ, who gave this asshole Crazy in a Bottle?"

by Frank Wilkerson September 23, 2021

You Bottle It

Quite literally, one that bottles their own semen. A recluse, flake, or other waste fellow that spends more time in their room beating their meat then spending time with their friends and family. Used as cheap throw away insult due to it's seamingly harmless meaning and ridiculous implications due to the imagery it inspires in those that know of it's true meaning. Often used repeatedly in intervals to get maximum insult silliness and effectiveness

Other uses: bottling, bottled it, bottler

Unrelated origins to the UK English insult however can be used in an almost similar manner

Example:

Dude1: hey man, you bottle it.
Dude2: ok...
Dude1: bud...you fucking bottle it
Dude2: fuck off
Dude 1: but seriously....you bottle it
Dude 2: I'll fucking kill u

3hours later while dude2 is sleeping

Dude1: * creeps up to dude2s ear, whispers* You bottle it
Dude2:* proceeds to throttle dude1*

Example 2:
Dude1: where the fuck is dude 3, I called him an hour ago and he was supposed to bring us cold ones
Dude2: typical dude3 man, guys probably bottling it at home as we speak
Dude 1: fucking bottler maaan.

1 hour later
Dude3: yo guys what's Gucci!
Dude 1 and 2: you bottle it man!

by Papi Warbuck$ July 3, 2017

sitting on a bottle

when someone is doing a task so bad then he is sitting on a bottle

This guys aim is so whack he’s sitting on a bottle

by cüssssss May 3, 2024

Degreeden Bottles

An SI unit for temperature measurement. One average sized mans half drank bottle of water, kept in the door card of a car, will initially be in liquid form below zero Celsius. Then as an early morning journey starts and temperature in the car rises, the water will start to turn to ice, neglecting the normal rules of thermal dynamics. The point that the water freezes inside the bottle is 0.5 degreedens. Aka 0.5 degreeden bottles. Usually well above 0 degrees Celcius.

Person one - It’s a cold one today boys.

Person two - Yeah, the car was frozen solid, but my water bottle was still liquid until the car warmed up a bit, then it froze completely

Average sized man - Yeah, it’s at least 0.5 degreeden bottles

by Definitions for the boys October 28, 2019

Poppin bottles

When you pop bottles with sparkles and champagne

Me: i be poppin bottles
Bro: i like watching big black men shake their booty cheeks
Tnickless: me too

by Gnomiga October 28, 2023