doing a Chris Witcher

To lose your keys and then eventually find them in an obvious place

"John, we need to go, where are your keys?"

"I'm not sure, think I'm doing a Chris Witcher"

by PlantBasedRenegade February 25, 2024

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THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

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The Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, And The Ring Ginger Ale Back Smackeru

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

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<The Blair Witch Project>The Sunflower Deed Sunflower The <The Blair Witch Project>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

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Trimming the witch’s broom

When you trim up the pubic hair when it’s too prickly like a witch’s brim

Hookup #1: are you ready yet?

Hookup # 2: no I’m busy trimming the witch’s broom

by Twunk102 March 24, 2026

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It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

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