Under investigation

American media's favorite phrase

Citizen: please answer my question

Member of media: sorry dude. I don't answer any questions. Your hippie concern is under investigation. Goodbye come back tomorrow.

by Aspergers dragon March 17, 2025

paid under the table

Paid under the table

Paid under the table

by anonymous December 15, 2020

under the gills

Irritating, bothersome
Used in a similar manner to “under my skin”

When I see lousy driving, it gets under the gills.

by ChrisineDarling September 12, 2023

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.9.I Process Too Cinematically Under Duress So It's Best To Control The Narrative.9.

.9.I Process Too Cinematically Under Duress So It's Best To Control The Narrative.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 8, 2025

Questions Under Extreme Esoterical Leniency (Queer)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Questions Under Extreme Esoterical Leniency (Queer).

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 20, 2025

Under cleaves

The tissue under a women’s breast’s

I had to wash her under cleaves for they stunk to high heaven.

by Stacys moms cousin November 23, 2021

Over-Under

The act of getting a blowjob and your butthole fingered at the same time.

I questioned my sexuality, because I thoroughly enjoyed the over-under my girlfriend gave me. I filled her mouth up with my salt malt, and her finger smells like shit.

by SmellyNiggerBalls562 October 17, 2021