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Kiss Under The Dickletoe

When you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d*ck out and get it sucked or f**ked

At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe
Jack:"Hey Gary sophies under the mistletoe "

Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"

Gary:"I love christmas"
by hercumungous March 3, 2016
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Ducking under bridges

When your girlfriend gets her drugs from her side piece, and they go and hide from society to do them all.
Beth's boyfriend tells her "Not to be ducking under bridges" when she scores drugs from her side piece Heather.
by HG/SIDEPIECE4LIFE!! July 26, 2024
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Under the Weather

Under the weather is another way of saying that one is sick or feeling unwell.
I am feeling a little under the weather today. Is it okay if we reschedule it to another day?
by Under the Weather September 8, 2025
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Bushfire down under

When you light your pubes on fire instead of shaving them
Guy1: Bro did you shave

Guy2: nah I did the bushfire down under
by Tiny pp December 30, 2020
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Be undering

The act or statement of being under a given object.
Jeff: hey Fred, what are you doing?
Fred: I’m just be undering this tree.
by stinkymamacita January 3, 2019
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Caught under a spell

When someone is caught under the influence of psychedelics or drugs that impairs ones mind to lose control.
“Did you see that Justin bieber got removed for his set?” “Yeah he was caught under a spell and he got arrested
by LVsnipper May 11, 2024
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