Left Testicle Pain Syndrome

When you have a pain in your left tedticle that after you have your pain you immediately get a hard erection that makes your cock 6 inches bigger then max mast and makes you cum 3-5 oz of semen

Oh no, I just had a left testicle pain syndrome episode, god everyone knows

by calicogaymencumpenis April 4, 2025

Pain Shopping

Conducting investigations to confirm invited that your partner is cheating/lying on/to you.

Searching through your partner's phone, social media activity, following/surveiling them, and getting someone to "loyalty test" your partner, are all examples of this behavior.

I was pain shopping through his phone today to see if he's still liking that other chick's photos.

by anonymous December 3, 2022

Pain Proxy

I became the spouse's pain proxy, their unhealed stuff landed on me

I never agreed to be your pain proxy

by SSAsystemicscapegoatabuseowner August 6, 2025

Particle Of pain

The tiny bit of nail that sits between your nail and skin that insists on making your day hell.

“Mum get the tweezers I’ve got a particle of pain again”
“I’m not pulling that out again, last time you fainted!”

by Glassie June 8, 2019

Pain

Watching England play football

An immense pain was felt as England once again bottled it.

by NotComingHome July 12, 2021

Background pain

Background pain is a pain you can feel but it can be ignored. It's in the background of you life.

"Hey you in alot of pain?"
"Nah man it's more like background pain!"

by I am smart hehe :) November 16, 2020

sounds of pain and death

screaming because of pain

The sounds of pain and death are plentiful in hell.

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022