Cheeks

Used to describe something that's really bad, an alternative to something being "ass" hence, cheeks.

Bro how did you miss that pass? You're so fucking cheeks at basketball

by E.M.V.J.J April 2, 2019

poop cheeks

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.

“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.

Jane questions, “what’s going on?”

Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”

“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”

by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020

3rd ass cheek

another way to say your tail bone, or "tail"

ouch! u hit my 3rd ass cheek!

by 229yomama March 10, 2011

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

Mouth cheeks

The cheeks on your mouth used to hold food in when chewing and liquid when drinking

That baby has fat mouth cheeks

by Who’s hunting whom July 14, 2020

Cheek-Tape

A description of someone overly obssessed with the minstrel known as Nelly

"Jesus Christ it's another Cheek-Tape! They're everywhere!"

by TMB June 17, 2003

crush cheeks

to fuck

hey babygirl im tryna crush cheeks

by boolinjacob November 25, 2016