taint master

ryan rader

by sama April 28, 2003

Tainted Meat

1. When a white man has has previously fucked by a black woman. In other words, he is now tainted for life.
2. Dead man's dick, after a few days.

A: Hey, if a cannibal eats a guy's penis, does that make him gay?
B: Yes. He likes tainted meat.
A: That was an unusual thing to say.

by Robert Wikins January 31, 2010

taint stamp

placeing the space between you ass and balls, known as the taint, on another person, leaving a faint oder or in some cases visable stains

"that bitch passed out after three beers so i taint stamped her forehead"

by cdjp84 October 3, 2011

Taint

A word used to describe used, loose, smelly, and often times hairy cunt-hole.

Damn dude, I can smell that girls taint from over here.

by worldoflove February 25, 2011

Taint Fucking

This is where you are fucking someone in there taint. Taint is located either below he/she crotch and asshole. Very orgasmable.

www.taintfuck.com Must i say more?

by AbeTaintFucks April 17, 2005

Tainter 2000

noun; An apparatus which is inserted in the vaganus, creating an artificial taint, separating the functions of the vagina and the anus.

The Tainter 2000 uses a new technology formulated, by entrepreneurs Caviar Cat and Whipped Cream Whale, to give hope to the hopeless and end the horrible scourge of the vaganus once and for all.

by Whipped Cream Whale January 11, 2006

Taint

It ain't your balls and it ain't your ass, it's right in between.

"The taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge"

"Lick my taint you cunt"

by Therealrothman September 12, 2017