Taxes

Doing it with your spouse while your family member is watching/ wants to play

Hey stop found your taxes in front of me it's getting ridiculous

by Bowjwhabahwnehs July 30, 2016

tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.

Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.

by oudaday August 15, 2016

Girlfriend tax

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.

Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to

by MissingJrn April 17, 2024

Incubator Tax

The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with a psychotic narcissist (@incubator) who plays victim, while simultaneously driving a new Jeep and spending money on her multiple paramours. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actually supporting your children, the incubator tax is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Paying your incubator tax does not guarantee you any contact or custody of your child, as incubators are known to groom and alienate children against their fathers.

Keith's ex Jenny won't let him see his kid, but she went to court to have them issue him an order to pay her every month in incubator tax so she can make her Jeep payment.

by Vigilante Dad April 29, 2023

Fanum Tax

The “Tax” referencing the amount a single fan pays to an OnlyFans model. Fanum being the singular of Fans similar to Medium being the singular of Media.

Man, John’s getting Fanum Taxed by yo girl

by Youmou January 7, 2024

Tax hell nod

Turn your head slightly left. Nod quick.

“Tax hell nod”

by Verbaljewely May 2, 2021

Jayvee Fanum Tax

When your best friend named Jayvee Fanum Tax you at Mcdonalds, and don't pay you back. UNTILL, his friend pays his debts off.

The Jayvee Fanum Tax

Jayvee: "Hey wanna get me McDonalds Pleasee!"
Mg: " You got money?"
Jayvee: "Oh shoot naw, i'll pay you back promise."
(2 Weeks Later)
Mg: "When are you paying me back?"
Jayvee: "OH SNAP NAWWW, Tmrw trust"
JJ: *Sigh* "Here I'll pay his debts for him"

by Reizirth December 10, 2024