Elijah status chamber

When Elijah is kept in a capsule and live off of the semen of his capsule owner

Elijah tried out the Elijah status chamber!

by czisbeast August 25, 2019

hijacked my status

1. status posting on your social network of choice, which is ambushed by one or more comments which result in content that is completely different from what you initially intended

Original status message: "Men, there is a fine line between fitted, and extra smedium."

Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status

by Blessd1 April 6, 2011

Super Status-ers

A person who whenever something happens during the Super Bowl they create a status about it.
Usually pertaining to the Half-time show or Good play concerning their team of choice.

It's all these Super Status-ers trying to prove their point.

by Uh Noni Mouse February 24, 2011

Statue Defender

Commonly used term for a divorced man who lives in his mum's spare room and has suffered from a regrowth of his virginity.

Nigel went to London last week for a Rick with his mates, he is a complete statue defender.

by Billy Dave June 14, 2020

Statue

How French Canadians say: "Is that you?"

*Answering phone...Hello Claude, statue?
Claude: "ya it's me."

by Anglo Guy June 6, 2022

Whammy Bar Status

Adj.

Something so incredulous or amazing that the greatness of the act, situation, joke, or statement can only be described as "Whammy Bar Status"

Not to be confused with "wammy bar"

"That back flip, hand spring, twister, double double tuck was totally Whammy Bar Status!"

by Amazingiest Person Ever March 17, 2009

Statue removal

Statue removal, building removal, all it really does it turn all the effort of the people that built it to bullshit, whether people celebrate it or don't. Some people want things removed because of what they symbolize rather than all the effort it took to get the structure standing in the first place (something that withstood countless thunderstorms, weather events, and years of wear).

Statue removal doesnt do anything, it doesn't make the world a better place. Everyone is part of the problem, there are no people making the world a better place, it's really a matter of what degree they're turning other people's efforts into bullshit. Statue removal is a lot like instant gratification, a lot of people whine until they get what they want, without ever having been involved in the building of the structure. They whine for a short while and nobody tells them they're not going to get what they want (since they don't take no for answer, not one person tells them no), instead they're given what they want instantly. It's why there are so many protests these days that have nothing to do with George Floyd and never did. Really everything with people is about who gets what and how much, from war to elections to everything else.

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020