Santa

urmom

Santa is urmom dummy!

by cghvbki;hjkvnb December 25, 2020

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Get the Santamug.

Santa Fucking

Dressing as Santa and having sexual intercourse on December 25th.

Hey man, I think my girlfriend wants to try Santa Fucking this year.

by Dicky Brewski December 9, 2021

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Get the Santa Fuckingmug.

Santa Barbara Warm Tooth

The cruel act that involves placing a small piece of fresh feces and placing in on the front tooth of a comrade.

Victim:"Dude this coffee tastes like s***"
Friend: "Oh man check yourself in the mirror, someone must have given you the Santa Barbara warm tooth"

by lawbyjake April 10, 2015

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Get the Santa Barbara Warm Toothmug.

Santa

A fat old man who breaks into your home on Christmas Eve and gives you presents.

Person 1: OI GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! SANTA CAME!
Person 2: YAY I WANNA OPEN MY PRESSIES

by CRYING SEAGULL December 6, 2021

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Get the Santamug.

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.

THE END

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile.

by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022

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