Toad River Sambo

When you steal someone’s identity, then fuck your own mother.
I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.
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Joan Rivers route

Turning into what you made fun of yesterday.
The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route and started to practice the double standards she always preached against before, and she got harder and harder to respect as she got older (not that anybody respected her much before).
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Joan Rivers route

Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once an easy thing to do, but becomes more and more difficult as cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer.
The bubbly girl took the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice every double standard she preached against or tried to make fun of when she was younger, the harder and harder it got to respect her the older she got (Not that anybody had ever had much true respect for her, if any).
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Joan Rivers route

Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once easy, but becomes harder and harder while cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer, and the reality that nobody will miss you when the end does get here sets in.
The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice everything she once preached against, the more she tried to change reality from what ot was into a new one. It got harder and harder to respect her as she got older (though nobody really did have much respect for her if any before anyway).
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Serenity-River

A girl who wants to love herself is kind, a bitch, a cunt, friendly, fake but only real to real ones, loves Mexicans, doesn’t want to get marry, thoughtful, ruthless, relies on herself, and fuck bitches get money. The definition of serenity.
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lucky river

Large quantities of diarrhea produced by dirty Chinese food.
Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.
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river core

(derogatory) average dumbass ching chong ming long nicca using dawg
hes so river core”
river: what does river core mean?
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