redneck yardsale

A large mass of whitetrash items ( fake flamingos, stained chairs, etc.) that aren't actually for sale.
I thought I saw a couch I could buy, but it was just a redneck yardsale.
by QT swaggy March 16, 2014
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Redneck Third Base

Ol' girl ain't down for no more babies , so every night im sliding into Redneck Third base....
by Tex in affect February 27, 2023
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redneckability

The standard to which a person's level of redneck is measured.
Leroy's redneckability is on the level of Joe Dirt. Have you seen how impressive his metal lawn art collection is and his mullet wins the contest at the county fair every year.
by Mrs of the Mr October 14, 2017
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redneck wrench

Another term for a pair of plyers, called this because it is a multi-purpose tool, including a wrench, for people who are either broke or don't have the right tools handy.
I don't have a real wrench, but you can use my redneck wrench.
by deepspace10 April 02, 2023
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Redneck Rida

This is the guy that always has a beer in is hand. He has no limit to how much he can drink. Odds are he has a car up on blocks and will have it fixed up sooner or later. A good guy to have in your crew because most are loyal to a fault, even though his drunken fun will sometimes get you into trouble.
Well he's a Redneck Rida.
by Chris the Wordsmith February 03, 2011
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South african redneck

A Sherrif named Schalla, who is riding his two legged donkey, towing his shit arsed cannons whilst going to war.
Hey Dolly what's that comin? Why its a South African redneck of course.
by GODX Mascot April 14, 2020
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redneck twinkie

When you fuck a small loaf of cornbread and creampie it.
Daniel creampies a small loaf of corn bread and s I now have a redneck twinkie!
by Redneck twinkie February 21, 2021
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