A cute animal like bunny, alpaca, pomeranian who wants to cuddle with you. This also applies to stuffed toys.
by Brocode89 April 8, 2020
Get the Puchi Poomug. When you go for a poo but forget to take your phone with you. Devoid of the stimuli of checking emails and social media you're obliged to spend a few minutes on analogue pursuits, such as thinking, meditating, singing, or perhaps reading a book or newspaper.
I'd already started to let one out when I realised my phone was on my desk, so I had to do an analogue poo. But that's ok, I came up with a great plan for the next book I'm never going to write.
by jwgrooves June 13, 2017
Get the analogue poomug. by Heybuddyguyfriend February 10, 2018
Get the Nancy Poomug. A poo head is someone who’s getting on your nerves and instead of swearing at them you call them a poo head.
A way to low key insult your fellow people and not get in trouble when around teachers.
Poo head can be used in many occasions and can be just used when someone teases you or hits you.
The worlds filled with them!
A way to low key insult your fellow people and not get in trouble when around teachers.
Poo head can be used in many occasions and can be just used when someone teases you or hits you.
The worlds filled with them!
“your such a poo head!”, phoebe said.
“What’s a poo head?”, replied magdelena.
“Some one who gets on your nerves”, Phoebe said
“oh clever”, said magdelena
“What’s a poo head?”, replied magdelena.
“Some one who gets on your nerves”, Phoebe said
“oh clever”, said magdelena
by Webby97 December 9, 2019
Get the Poo headmug. Prematch Poo, a poo which takes place just before an event, preferably sporting event.
The prematch poo has many advantages including
1) Not needing to piss or shit during the event.
2) Being that slight bit lighter.
This tactic was founded by Burnley FC manager - Shaun Dyche
But adopted by the Italians when winning the World Cup.
The prematch poo has many advantages including
1) Not needing to piss or shit during the event.
2) Being that slight bit lighter.
This tactic was founded by Burnley FC manager - Shaun Dyche
But adopted by the Italians when winning the World Cup.
Friend #1: "You ran dead quick then mate"
Friend #2: "Ye, I went for my prematch poo la"
Friend #1: "alright'
Friend #3 "Shaun Dyche"
Friend #2: "Ye, I went for my prematch poo la"
Friend #1: "alright'
Friend #3 "Shaun Dyche"
by Shaun Dyche May 23, 2019
Get the Prematch Poomug. by hrtblk July 3, 2016
Get the insta-poomug. The undeniable need to take a dump that happens after one has held it back for as long as one can. The state of mind when one's bowels decree that they must be evacuated immediately.
by AKAStavros November 6, 2009
Get the poo-imperativemug.