Pole Roach

A stripper or pole dancer who is far past her prime, either due to age, drugs, lack of fitness or general misuse, who has yet to realize how unattractive she is not only on stage, but as a human being.

"That pole roach on the side stage is HIDEOUS!!" or "The mustachioed stripper on the side stage is a complete pole roach. Who the fuck hired her?"

by J.Lindsay December 18, 2012

No-pole-an

When your dick is so small your in biology class in hopes of stealing a microscope to help you masturbate.

Jeff: "Hah! Jones is a biology major!"
Jake: "LMAO what a No-pole-an LOL!"

by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 15, 2020

North Pole

The upper part of the boob right before the actual boob itself.

“She only lets me touch the North Pole.”

by Faith P. June 18, 2018