National Fuck Day

May 24 Is the day where you fuck your significant other, or your close friend. Or maybe even somebody who you gots a crush on

Yeoo, todays May 24 bro,
And,
It’s national fuck day
That’s so stupid
Hit up your girl and tell her you want come coochi

by mcmikey5 May 22, 2019

national suorin day

the day where people having fun with vaping their suorin

her:dude i love my suorin
him:dude it’s national suorin day!
her: HAPPY NATIONAL SUORIN DAY

by jaidyn moore April 27, 2019

National Shitass Day

November 15th. After Shitass, the funny man from Minecraft.

national shitass day
this thing is a whole entire joke please dont cancel me
"hey shitass, wanna see me speedbridge?"

by pisspoopoo November 1, 2021

national Mirai day

The day when Mirai is celebrated for being a super cool and good Asian.

Hey, I t’s national Mirai day! Cool!

by Bussyfartmaster November 11, 2022

National White Day

National White day is on April 16 and is when everyone (if you want) is to dress up like a white girl.

“NATIONAL WHITE DAY! WHERES MY PINK DRINK!?!”

by ThiccyMcCheese April 14, 2019

National 🅿️imp day

National Pimp day is February 15th, it is the dedicated day for Pimps as the 14th (Valentines day) is for couples. Pimp day is when you celebrate being single, and being for the streets.

Did you hear about national 🅿️imp Day?

you: yeah that’s my favorite day of the year to play bitches

by Wherethehoes@? February 14, 2022

National NJRC Day

November 20 is a very special day for swimmers at New Jersey Race Club! It is national NJRC day! If you swim for NJRC tell ur coach about this so u can have a fun practice!

MOM ITS NATIONAL NJRC DAY I GOTTA GO TO PRACTICE!

by SwIm TiNgS November 17, 2019