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jess shave is very small she likes to drink all the time sometimes she is a lesbian not a surprise as her favourite number is 15:) watch out for jess she might sit on u and u can’t get up
by youmumhaha777 March 3, 2022
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Jess

Noun: A guy with a nice ass, and a smart mouth. The dumbest smart person you will ever meet. Hates being called Jessy. Will borrow your girl. Gives absolutely zero fucks, has an annoying tendency to always be right.
by Geethanxs1234 June 7, 2021
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jesse pomeroy

One hell of a badass dude! If you come across a Jesse Pomeroy you should not make eye contact, as he is intimidating to men and unavoidably handsome to women. He has hypnotizing eyes and an amazing sense of humor! Beware!
Jesse Pomeroy is an amazing man!
by TheRealness2015 June 18, 2015
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Jesse

Goes in the oven and comes out hot. Has really nice arms and legs to match. Knows Steve Irwin isn’t even Thai.
Did that just come out of the oven hot?” “Yeah, must be a Jesse.”
by Jessesgirl619 July 16, 2022
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Jess

That Jess is a fuckin legend
by bigdardddyyycinqqqq November 22, 2021
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Jess

Jess is the type of girl who when you look at her it makes your whole day brighten up. See I her smile is like seeing the light and the end of a tunnel. She’s the most beautiful girl. Although she can be a bitch at times she is also very giving, and try’s to see the good in people. She wonders why the world revolves around food and love. But she wants both tremendously.....
1. Who’s that cutie

2. Jess.

1. Ah I understand
by Linda marsh September 25, 2018
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Not Jess

Means any person named Jess or Jessica will not do anything you try and make her do.
Patch - " Hey Jess pass me the ketchup."
Jess - " Not Jess."
by Yung Patch November 25, 2016
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