Fuck off Friday

The day of the work week in which one plans for the weekend and does anything except work on that Friday.

"Jake, I'm struggling to get this proposal finished."

Jake: "why are you working on that today? It's fuck off Friday!!"

by JRich2009! April 21, 2023

Feet out friday

Feet out Friday is a day we’re you and your friends Release the hounds on Friday.

I’m doing feet out Friday even if my boss says no.

by Baby eater November 4, 2022

Friday Night Flu

The faux illness your girlfriend/boyfriend gets on a weekend night preventing you from going to meet up with your friends as originally planned.

Dude 1: Didn't Mess say he was coming tonight?
Dude 2: Naw, his girlfriend caught the Friday Night Flu.

by HairySally January 11, 2009

Smol Brain Friday

A day when you rest from school, and potentially become smooth-brained, also known as the day of idiots.

Person 1: Hey, what’s Obama’s last name?
Person 2: -_- How smooth brained can you get on Smol Brain Friday? Obama is the last name.

by IsolatedWords January 15, 2021

high day friday

“High day Friday” is when u get baked w nitty Davis Pedo Jenkins and lanky Alf

U coming to high day Friday this Friday

by Matt prices brother February 4, 2019

Fuck off Friday

The day of the work week in which one plans for the weekend and does anything except work on that Friday.

"Jake, I'm struggling to get this proposal finished."

Jake: "why are you working on that today? It's fuck off Friday!!"

by JRich2009! April 21, 2023

full stick friday

The Friday after 4/20 is national xanax day or more commonly known as Full Stick Friday. This is where you take a full stick, minimum of 2 MG of xanax.

-"Yo how high did you get on 420?"
-"Not as high as I'm about to get for full stick friday, lets go abuse xanax."

-"Hey grandpa happy full stick friday"

-"Just popped two sticks, call me jeter"

by hankappahan June 4, 2016