Pissing on his table

A guest is taking too much advantage of a host's hospitality.

"You're always pissing on his table"

"Dude come on why you gotta piss on my table"

"Chad was pissing on Josh's table at the party last night"

by ThrowawayAcoutn October 14, 2014

yelling at his shoes

Vomiting, especially in public.

"Did you see how wasted Mike was last weekend? He spent the whole night yelling at his shoes. "

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

Hi I'm Amir

Hi I'm Amir

Hi I'm Amir
Holy fuck is that Amir
Yes I am Amir
Hi Amir

by Hey I'm Amir October 19, 2021

chucked his boots in

Died

Jerry Malengela when asked where his (dead) dad lived "Oh my dad has chucked his boots in"

by Sturoselle December 27, 2011

wack his gack

Defines masturbation in the third person

Frat guy:”Wow that dude can wack his gack to a picture of lightning McQueen”

by Supfamily February 18, 2018

Parked in his spot

To have sexual intercourse with a girlfriend or wife who is not your own.

Note: This is not to be confused with putting your penis into another male...

Man 1: "Dude, you know Larry from accounting? Well, I totally parked in his spot last night!"

Man 2: "Dude, did you wrap? She has syphilis."

Man 1: "...."

by Cpt. Satanas May 5, 2010

a cag hi cuan

threesome

When two Asians offer you a threesome eg. "A cag hi cuan?"

by Douchenigg June 6, 2019